Wayne Rooney’s birthday surprise ruined

He may earn a squillion pounds a week but it’s nice to hear Wayne Rooney’s hobbit-esq feet are being kept firmly on the ground.

According to The Sun, Shrek-look-a-likey Rooney, who turns 23 (but doesn’t look a day over 35) on Friday, is given a constant tub-thumping by his Manchester United playmates for his receding hairline, and it's forced the dribbler into an inevitable chop.

To rub salt into the receding hairline, and to quite literally top it off - it looks like they’re going to buy him a wig for his birthday. Ruining the surprise a source said; “He’s not getting away with it. He’ll probably get a curly Scouse wig to remind him of home.”

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