It’s been a privilege to watch the world’s greatest cricketer over the last decade and a half. But, sadly, the party’s got to come to an end.
And so it is, with a heavy heart, that we say goodbye to the world’s chubbiest athletic genius – Shane “Wrong ‘Un” Warne.
Like all great talents, he had his faults. He was Australian, of course, which he couldn’t do anything about. He liked a drink. And he had a bit of a wandering eye. That said, he was head and shoulders above any of his peers with the ball. And he was more than handy with a bat too.
We look forward to seeing how his hair restoration business blossoms. That’s right, hair restoration. Well, he’s gotta make a living, right?
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