What on earth happened on Saturday at rugby HQ? In one of the great turnarounds in international sport, England contrived to throw away a healthy lead to a Wales side that showed little sign of competing for the match.
And Johnny Wilkinson, Mr Dependable, threw one of the worst passes in history to put England in deep do-do, just when leathering the ball into Row Z was what was called for.
Not to take anything away from Wales’ second-half performance. They took their chances – even if each one was laboriously served up to them by the headless chickens in skin-tight white Lycra.
Owen Wilson – aka Dave Strettle – didn’t last the match, by the way. And Lesley The Volcano Vainikolo looked about as dangerous as porridge.
Back to the drawing board, fellas.
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