It was not the most convincing display we’ve ever seen from an England side, against poor, nay woeful, opposition. On the plus side, some of our less established players took the limelight, and the old guard didn’t.

The Sun leads with No Sway Back, Owen – with a pic of Ab FAb, err, swaying. The Red Top reckons Michael Owen will struggle to get back into Capello’s squad having not even made it off the subs bench. Good.

The Mirror goes with Fabio Capello's Brave New England Start With Unconvincing Victory – not the catchiest headline we’ve ever read.

And the Miami Herald goes with Sechuan Buttons Pack A Powerful Punch. Just shows what the Americans know about football.

Can you tell we’re pretty bored with the England team at the moment?

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