Liverpool and Chelsea meet in the Champions League again
Football fans up and down the country yawn loudly after today's Champions League draw, which has paired Liverpool and Chelsea for the fifth year in a row. Rumours that both clubs have agreed to decide the tie by coin toss are as yet unfounded.
Meanwhile Champions Manchester United were drawn against Porto and Arsenal face Villareal, making both Chelsea and Liverpool fans sigh wistfully. The other game is Barcelona v Bayern Munich, which promises to be the most intriguing tie of the lot.
The winners of United v Villareal v Arsenal will meet in the semis, as will the victors in the other two games, and the Carabinieri in Rome will be delighted to know that there is still the possibility of a Liverpool v Manchester United final. Pwopah Nawty.