Wherever Micky Quinn – journeyman striker and bearer of a finely trimmed ‘tache – plied his trade, away fans would always taunt him with the Who Ate All the Pies? mantra.
It should have been obvious, from his Jan Molby-esque rotundity that is was Mick who proudly guzzled the pastry pods. For, as a Newcastle supporter once told us: “If it’s not covered in clout, it’s not worth nowt…”
Adrian Frost can now claim to be the man who ate all the pies, for it is he who has just been crowned World Pie Eating Champion at tense pie-off in Harry’s Bar in Wigan.
Anyone seen the ketchup?
(Image: from vieux bandit’s flickr stream)