Do us a favour? Are we really supposed to believe that Lewis Hamilton is leaving dear old Blighty because he can’t stand all the media intrusion? You should try being Girls Aloud for a day, mate. Errrm…
Let’s face it – Lewis is doing what any self-respecting sports star, rock star or film star does when they’re pocketing several million squid every month. He’s heading for the hills – of Monte Carlo, LA or wherever offers the best tax breaks. (Incidentally, we hope our mini contribution didn't push him over the edge...)
And who can blame him? No one likes paying tax – many rich celebs (and Ken Dodd) have tried to avoid paying HM Customs and Revenue their dues.
Who else of our homegrown stars, we wonder, is likely to up sticks and make a break for it soon?