What would happen if you replaced all of the lyrics of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody with the names of footballers? Well that's exactly what Five Live listener Teletext Alex did this week on Danny Baker's 606. How does that work you ask? Simple: "Mama, just killed a man" becomes "PALMER BUSST FRIEL HAMANN" and so on.
It's a work of genius and to top things off someone has now created a YouTube video which matches the lyrics up to each of the players mentioned. If you feel like singing along the BBC has the full set of lyrics here.