Honestly, these F1 drivers are worse than schoolgirls in the playground.

Fernando Alonso may have been dumped as a possible driver for Ferrari, who’ve announced that they intend to hold on to Massa.

So Alonso can either stay with MacLaren and race with/against Lewis Hamilton next year. But everyone knows they’re not exactly bosom buddies, and MacLaren boss Ron Dennis is reportedly in a complete huff with Alonso too.

Or he could go to Renault, and perhaps find himself racing for a team that’s not yet strong enough to challenge for the title, which might put the world champion in a right moodie too. 

Honestly, we’ve half a mind to lock them all in a room and knock their heads together.