Sepp Blatter, the man with the oddest name in football (any suggestions for others with odd names?), says the Premier League’s plans to spread the gospel worldwide will never come to fruition.
The man who decreed that the only way for women’s football to become more popular would be for the girls to play in tighter shorts says the Fifa committee will vote the plans down. (It’s a democratic process, of course, but Sepp says they WILL vote it down.)
And he’s said that the Premier League could jeopardise the FA’s plans to host the 2018 World Cup, if it goes ahead. Sounds like a threat to us. Sepp, old boy, you should never threaten the British. No, no, no. You’ll regret it…
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