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Beckham fitness battle

Erstwhile England skipper David Beckham still hopes to pick up his 100th cap. But he is struggling for fitness ahead of the start of the US Soccerball bowl.

In a tribute to Golden Balls' new friendship with Scoopy Scoopy Dog Dog, this article will continue in the style of Gangsta Rap. It will Pimp your Beckham so to speak.

Yo yo yo what's up y'all. Beckham. That's right! David Beckham y'all.

He's currently rocking the Asian ladies with his homies from the Galaxy. Beckham. That's right! David Beckham y'all.

But he's still hoping to pick up his 100th England cap. Beckham. That's right! David Beckham y'all.

Our main man's struggling with his fitness ladies and gentlemen. Beckham. That's right! David Beckham y'all.

"I've no match fitness, all I've done is training." Beckham. That's right! David Beckham y'all.

"I've played for Capello before, and he's a great manager," Beckham. That's right! David Beckham y'all.

Tomorrow's Beckham article will be written in the style of Bulgarian diaphonic singing so get ready to be knocked out by the modal scales and dissonant harmonies.

Becks and Snoop

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